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Everyone knows what a noob is, right? Well, no, everyone has a different definition. Generally, in Kongregate, we consider noobs as people who don't know shit about shit. They will not know what to do after you tell them a good amount of times. However, over the internet, noobs have branched out into other types of things.



Cardset

LOLEZBUB

Noob

Choob

Roflcopter

51337 n00b

Lolrus

Lolcano

Lolcow

Rolfwaffle

Noobest

Steamloller

LOLEZBUB

  • Leader card (Beat this to win)
  • Type: Noob, Phrase
  • Attack bonus: 10
  • Defense bonus: 20
  • HP: 400
  • Special: Devour - Destroy one noob on the field to restore 20 HP.


Noob

  • Unit card
  • Type: Noob
  • Attack: 30
  • Defense: 30
  • HP: 50
  • Special: oneoneone - If this unit is on the field, phrases can attack twice. (They can sttill only use their special once)


Choob

  • Unit card
  • Type: Noob
  • Attack: 80
  • Defense: 90
  • HP: 50
  • Special: Choob - Attack is lowered by 70 if your opponent has an alive card with the type "user".


Roflcopter

  • Unit card
  • Type: Machine, Phrase
  • Attack: 10
  • Defense: 30
  • HP: 200
  • Special: Soi ~ Drop a Noob into the field.


51337 n00b

  • Unit card
  • Type: Noob, Elite, Phrase
  • Attack: 80
  • Defense: 80
  • HP: 60
  • Attack bonus: +20 to all other noobs.


Lolrus

  • Unit card
  • Type: User, Macro, Animal
  • Attack: 60
  • Defense: 50
  • HP: 40
  • Special: ;_; - Phrases do +20 damage.


Lolcano

  • Unit card
  • Type: User, Noob
  • Attack: 60
  • Defense: 40
  • HP: 80
  • Special: Burst - Can attack twice. Second attack does a fixed 20 damage.


Lolcow

  • Unit card
  • Type: Noob, Animal
  • Attack: 90
  • Defense: 50
  • HP: 90
  • Special: Milk - Attack is lowered by -80 if a your opponent controlls a user card.


RoflWaffle

  • Unit card
  • Type: Food, User
  • Attack: 10 ^_^
  • Defense: 70
  • HP: 60
  • Special: Nom - User cards you control gain +10 defense.


Noobest

  • Unit card
  • Type: Noob, Phrase
  • Attack: 80
  • Defense: 20
  • HP: 40
  • Special: Greasing - When Noobest dies, all of the controller's units regain +30 HP.


Steamloller

  • Unit card:
  • Type: Noob, Machine
  • Attack: 0
  • Defense: 50
  • HP: 40
  • Special: ( 500 ( 500 - +50 attack for every Machine you and your opponent have.

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